Funny Stories

Yesterday I had to go out to Mt Tamborine for a Quote, 
I get to the Property and the Husband and Wife are trying to shoo off two of the neighbours horses that should not be there, at the same time two of the biggest,snarling mastiff's I have ever seen are going hard at the same time.    I gingerly walk over, and say "HI", and the Husband is ranting "They Wont Shoo And The Mare Bites, They belong to the Neighbour".  He sorta said this about six times as he was trying to shoo off the yomping horse and it's buddy. So I walk over, with one eye on the dog's who were behind a fence at this point, but I just knew we were not done yet.  I took my hat off and went up to the mare, and yep she tried to bite me alright, those of you who are familiar with pissed of horses know that they flatten thier ears and their  eyes look like something from a Stephen King Movie. So this friendly horse has two goes at me and I wack it with my hat and growl at it and tell it to bugger off, which it did with its buddy, they went right up to the Truck and Dingo Trailer and both fell in love with having turns scratching their collective asses on my 450 auger.  But thats not all, the Doggy's were still there and now the Hubby opens the gate with the words "They will be ok when they get used to ya!    USED TO YA, HOW FUCKING LONG DOES THAT TAKE, Raced through my mind as they both galloped at me with hunger in their eyes.  Then Hubby buggers off and leaves me with the Wife and two very big and very scary dog's, Don't get me wrong, I like dog's, in fact most dog's are probably better than most people ya meet, you could go as far as calling me a dog person, but thse two Leroy Browns were  fairdinkum.  The Wife sort of says "On Ya Bed" to them each time they came growling at the same time to the back of my legs, (experience has taught me not to piss my pants, it only encourages them and also not to look into their eyes, well that's what I kept telling myself)  So I say in my most  manly contractors voice after about 4-5 close shaves with these two, Ahhhh could you lock the dogs up please?

So she call me a p***y,.  Locks up the dogs and then we start to look at the job, Mind you all of this took about 15 min before a quote that took about half an hr. Gee I know how to pick em

Oh year the job 100mt x300mm x 1mt trench to be fill with concrete as a root barrier and spreading 30 cube of crusher dust through throughout the Green house, Hydroponic thingy.

Regards,

Craig

Last edited by BENTLEY (2010-03-10 07:07:59)